Wemberley! Wemberley! Wemberley!

I'm told of an umusing cock-up in the design of the new Wembley Stadium. George Michael was the first non-sport stadium gig recently, but when the big trucks turned up, they found that the opening was three inches too low to be able to drive though onto the pitch, resulting in the need to unload and decant the gear.

Apparently it would have been high enough but there was a slope and they ran foul of trigonometry.

Red faces all around...