Henceforth, I shall be known as...

...Chlodosind the Belligerent,

and the blog Childebert the Short.

Her 'indoors is Aregund the Impure and the fruit of our loins is Chlodosind the Belligerent or Chlodosind the Woman with his full name.

(With my full name, I got Chlodosind the bald).

Hmm, perhaps I'll stick to the ones on the birth certificate.

The Merovingian name generator awaits...

Thanks to Dodgeblogium for the link.

Merovingian